The reason for the creation of this blog is our inability to turn away from competition. Our friend Missy recently "tagged" us with "7 Things You May, Or May Not, Know About Us". Since we are the Butlers, we have upped the ante to 10. We have also changed the game to Tunnel Tag. Here it goes:
1. We both have a hunch that the first mousetrap wasn't designed to catch mice at all, but to protect little cheese "gems" from burglars.
2. We hope that someday we will be able to put away our fears and prejudices and just laugh at people.
3. We would both like to see a nature film where an eagle swoops down and pulls a fish out of a lake, and then maybe he's flying along, low to the ground, and the fish pulls a worm out of the ground. Now that's a documentary!
4. We have recently taken to using the expression "on account of" prodigiously. Also, we have taken to using the word, "prodigiously."
5. We both believe that if you go through a lot of hammers each month, you are not necessarily a hard worker. It may just mean that you have a lot to learn about proper hammer maintenance.
6. Sometime we wonder if trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.
7. We think that if you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at the enemy, you should throw one of those small pumpkins. Maybe it'll make everyone think how stupid war is, and while they are thinking, you can throw a real grenade at them.
8. We tend to scoff at the beliefs of the ancients. But we can't scoff at them personally, to their faces, and this is what annoys us.
9. We really believe that before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
10. We think it's funny that pirates were always going around searching for treasure, and they never realized that the real treasure was the fond memories they were creating.
Oh Katie Hardeman...you are it!
Saturday, November 24, 2007
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2 comments:
I think you may be the wittiest person I know. Where do you two come up with these absurd thoughts? Oh to be a fly on your wall. I gasped out loud when I saw my name- it felt like my name showed up in a magazine and I suddenly felt like a celebrity. Just to clarify on the rules, if someone dives under my legs, aren't I technically safe? I loved that game by the way- I wish it was socially acceptable for adults to play.
Wow...I don't even know what to say...you are like a modern day Jack Handy! ;)
Thanks for playing my game...and the competition has only just begun...dun dun dun!
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